Thursday, May 27, 2010

STATISTICS

25% of all men are unstable
25% of all men can't be faithful
30% of them don't mean what they say and
10% of them in maybe 20 is gay
That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your man
That means you never paid attention to these words that I said
I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90%
and show you what to do to keep the other 10.
RULE #1 Don't be a booty call If he don't respect you girl he gon't forget you girl
RULE #2 If he's in a relationship If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
RULE #3 Tell him that you're celibate And if he wants some of your goodies he gon't have to work for it
RULE #4 Be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime
STATISTICS!1 5% of all men got a complex
15% of all men don't practice safe sex
20% of them come from homes without a father and there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward
Something to think about when you're taking a shower
Something to swallow when you're drinking bottled water I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90% and show you what to do to keep the other 10
25% of all men are unstable
25% of all men can't be faithful
30% of them don't mean what they say and
10% of them in maybe 20 is gay
Be patient! He's waiting! You don't gotta settle for that Leave what is past alone! Get you a backbone! Stop being a silent phone yourself!
Have you no checklist?
It's gonna take patience
Time is still wastin'
Don't be a booty call
If he don't respect you girl he gon't forget you girl
If he's in a relationship
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
Tell him that you're celibate and if he wants some of your goodies he gon't have to work for it.
Be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime.
STATISTICS!STATISTICS!STATISTICS!
Be a blessing and be blessed,
Epiphany Essentials

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